i was walking past a shop this morning and out of curiosity, i glanced thru the glass window and saw the star newspaper headline featuring the currently very ubiquitous first family of america..and i thought, how wonderful for them and for america, and then i saw something else right on top the huge picture of the first family, that just utterly shocked me. abdullah says anyone here also can be pm wat,!!! wah seh..i almost fell into the longkang..
hellooo....?? na na na na na na na na..am i in twilight zone ah? i am still trying to breathe thru all that dust kicked up over the appointment of that pkns lady so very very recently and here i am choking of my own saliva reading this, i am at a loss for words and i dont know whether to comment on this what-else-i-can-call-it-statement by our pm without accidentally spewing out some vulgarities..
i think we have really reached the pinnacle of success with regards to making brilliant doublespeak..!! maybe america, despite putting mr obama up there, still has a lot of things to learn from us, like...on how to say one thing but do the total opposite and appear to look so convincing in the process, or how to pretend that everything is fine and dandy when it is actually not, or the art of foaming violently at the mouths when arguments fail in our favor and when that dont work, how to also resort to tearing up people's picture in a most seemingly terrorizing epileptic fit..and if that is still unsuccessful, how to use the ultimate weapon, our version of WMDs...race & religion..yes, america, your stars and stripes still may not measure up to our moon and stripes..so dont play play ok?..our moon still bigger than your star you know...
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